You cephalopods can threaten me and my fellow warriors in the Tentacle Wars. We expect that from the enemy. You can wrap your slimy tentacles around us and pull us down to the dark bottom of the ocean. That is just what you do and the way you roll. But when you endanger the poor innocent children then you have gone to far and you have to be dealt with. This supposed 'playground' equipment is why axes and fire were created in the first place. It is not cute anymore or funny. Your shit may work in Japan but here in North Am we don't expose our youngins to the same propaganda you have been free to disseminate across the ocean. So take your boneless hollow bulby heads somewhere other than our open fields least you become Wednesday's hot school lunch of choice. That is all.
There... are... so... MANY! Is there one company that's mass-producing octo-play-sculptures and sending them out in a tentacled army to delight the children of Japan? And how do we get them HERE?
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